Preface: The current story is completely non-fictitious and any resemblance to characters living(only, none of them are dead) is fully intentional. This blog is not supporting or opposing the dowry culture but is a humorous take on the issue. The author of the blog though, vehemently opposes this tradition and has made some futile attempts (so far) to change the thinking of a few of the characters of this conversation.
On a sultry Sunday afternoon 3 of us were returning after a tortuous tête-à-tête with our first mock cat paper. The mess hadn’t started providing us with our daily dose of grub so we decided to go to the nearby restaurant wherein we were joined by 4 other wing mates. What followed was some imbecile yet jocular discussion on an equally interesting topic Dowry in the enchanting state of
It all started off when one of us, let us call him Mr. A(I have been strictly threatened against mentioning their real names..), told that after returning from his intern in US, he got a proposal for marriage. Well what’s the big deal in it,huh, but then that wasn’t all, he had been offered a meager sum of 35 lakhs INR as dowry. Holy Shit!!!!
35 lakhs!!!! And guess what??? his family had calmly turned down the offer stating the girl was too old..As Mr. A put it, “IITian’s of my caste are in great demand and we will keep getting such offers”.. Before this could go down my throat, Mr. B proudly remarked 35 lakhs that too after your third year, haha, grow up…
They pleaded me with a proposal of 50 lakhs at the end of my second year only and I didn’t have to go to US and all, such is my esteem & demand. As this was going on, It suddenly dawned on me that only of 3 of us(me a bong, Mr. C a oriya and Mr. D a gult) had our eyes wide open, the other 2 non participants(they too belonged to the same state) till then were calmly munching their Tandooris. This is when one of them quipped “Dude, you are perhaps absolutely unaware of this tradition, none of us (the 4 of them ) would get anything less than 25lakhs!!!”
As all this was slowly getting registered in my old P1 processor, Mr. B suddenly said, “Dude as far as I remember your birthplace is sarwan (a small town in
“What”, I said.
“Ya, u too can easily get a good amount”, said Mr. B confidently.
and here I was foolishly putting fight for girls, spending my dad’s hard earned money and my so very precious time. I wish I knew this before. I could have saved on so much of money, time and dignity(you keep losing some every time you put fight for someone). At this juncture i am reminded of a very close friend of mine (another iitian from a different institute though and my intern mate) who after failing in many such girl wooing attempts had commented “Arranged marriage is the best thing in this world” How right & foresighted he was.
By now my creative juices had also started flowing. I said, "hey guys I have a plan."
“See, we all expect to get placed in the first round of placements, i.e. by mid December and then we all planned to go to goa and all, spending our own money. What we can do now is, after getting placed we will all go out on a
At this, we all broke into a big round of laughter…hehe..The gloominess after the pathetic mock cat had completely disappeared now and I felt fresh and happy. I too am in demand.
P.s. I am in an awfully bad writing form so couldn’t present the stuff as humorously as my skills at satire can produce but the topic was so facetious that I couldn’t stop myself from blogging. :)
I just hope my "cost" won't be less than 50L JAI BIHAR :D
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah don't think of knocking on doors dude, "quality" grooms are often kidnapped for forced marriage in Bihar :D
hehe..ya i was told the same by Mr. A of the blog..:D
ReplyDeleteand ur cost..50 l come on..u ll get crores man..the mech studd of iit kgp getting less than a crore..not doing..:D
Bihari's don't even care to break marriage at last moment if certain "mandatory gifts" (car,flat,etc) aren't provided.
ReplyDeleteThis might be one of the reason for high crime rates in bihar.... even fathers have to rob for arranging dowry
hehe dude i told u at the first place ... arrange marriage !!! i know yaar !! i am all experienced u know !!! hehehe
ReplyDeleteactually find out whats ur worth.. then bang on your gf's door n demand :P
ReplyDeleteu need not get place also..
get the cash put in bank n live off the interest :P
@soham
ReplyDeletequite right..i have become a ardent fan of ur powers to foresee things and take a judicious decision..:D
@ twilight fairy
the girls who are in the fray to be my gf are equally good, so if i demand dowry from them they might backfire and demand back an equal amount..:P
and as far as the money is concerned we thought of something better..god has blessed us with a lil bit of intellect, so we can become good vc's and entrepreneurs with that money..start up something new and invite our frnds to become partners in our enterprises..:D..:)
u can join my company too..:P
I wish I could be like Mr.A.
ReplyDeleteWho cares these IIT girls when people are getting offer of Beautiful girls with Money.
Hey Congrats on ur 2nd blog! Its amazing how u present grim social issues satirically in such contemporary lexicon. Gr8 job! Lukng 4wrd 2 ur nxt 1 :)
ReplyDelete@raman
ReplyDeletequite right..:)
@rwik
thnx dude..seems i have found atleast someone who likes to read my random scribblings..:)
i'll keep posting..the next one's already in progress..:)
Good way to have naukri , chokri + monetary stuff :P . Good one man ! but Bihar reminds me of only one guy "lalu" .. so no tempo for biharan
ReplyDeletewell this comes from a harsh critic rather than a close buddy .. ur writing skills have taken a beating but it was gr8 2 c u admit it in the last para! :P
ReplyDelete& from a friend .. nice take on this issue as rwik has already ststed!
@vishesh
ReplyDeletei really want harsh critics than sugary words..it will help me improve..[:)],next time on..be harsher and pinpoint the bad areas..[:D]